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It's been 18 months, but
Covid couldn't take us down! However, our beloved Flavor Matrix just doesn't translate to a digital menu, so we came up with an alternative.


The drinks are listed from lightest & most refreshing up top to the most spirit-forward down near the bottom

* House Cocktails $16 *

Dirty Americano Perfecto

Created by: Brian Tasch

Lyre's Italian Spritz & Vermouth, Olive Brine, Athletic Upside Dawn Golden Ale

  All the glamour of a decadent Roman apertivo hour, with none of the regret the morning after. Why yes, you ARE living your best life!

*Contains < 0.5% Alcohol

Spiritless Old Fashioned

Created by: Brooke Toscano

Spiritless Kentucky 74, Spiced Pomegranate, Vanilla, Root Beer Bitters

A richly spiced riff on the original cocktail that will leave you with a clear mind and a full heart. Can’t lose!

*Contains < 0.5% Alcohol

Starship Troopers

Menu: Midnight Movies, 2019
Created by: Steven Lewis

Apostoles Gin, Kiwi-Turmeric, Lime, Pineapple, Smoked Salt

A smoky, tropical and botanical sour to remind you of Buenos Aires before the bugs destroyed it in Paul Verhoeven’s 1997 pulp masterpiece, which has proven to be shockingly prescient in surprising ways. Just the drink to savor as you plan out your Johnny Rico costume for Halloween

Drag Race Thailand

Menu: Legends & Icons, 2019
Created by: Brian Tasch

Curry & Lime Leaf-infused Bombay Sapphire East Gin, Thai Tea, Lime, Coconut

A Pina Colada meets a Thai Iced Tea on the streets of Bangkok. A spiced, tropical homage to RuPaul and American drag culture's positive global influence.

Monday Night Raw

Menu: Trashy TV, 2018
Created by: Steven Lewis

Casco Viejo Reposado Tequila, Grapefruit, Lemon, Laird’s 7.5yr Apple Brandy, Pomegranate, Chiles

Do you remember when cruiserweight champion Rey Mysterio Jr. and heavyweight champion Batista joined forces to become world tag team champions and fought Big Show and Kane? Well, we do. Flying luchador style pairs with American muscle in a spicy, wintery agave and brandy sour.

Star People

Menu: New York City 1983, 2017
Created by: Brian Tasch

American Brandy Blend, Lemon, Plantation O.F.T.D. Rum, Alma 4 Blanc de Blanc, Passion Fruit

A happy marriage between a brandy French 75 and an Avenue cocktail. This tart, fruity, and effervescent number is named after Miles Davis’ seminal 1983 jazz fusion album

Sweet Valley High

Menu: Fall, 2012
Created by: Joaquín Simó

Tanqueray Ten Gin, Cocchi Americano,

St-Germain, Campari, Grapefruit Bitters

You don’t have to be a Wakefield twin to swoon over this pastel-hued martini riff from our very first menu. It may look all pink and demure, but it’ll cut you deeper than high school gossip.

Bel Air

  ALMOST GONE!  

Menu: Cuba 1958, 2018
Created by: Brooke Toscano

Woodford Reserve Bourbon, Bean Paste, Roulette Rye, Toasted Sesame-infused Jägermeister, Vanilla-Black Pepper Tincture

If you’ve ever seen an artful disaster porn photo of a graffiti-strewn Havana building with a classic 1950s Chevy parked in front of it, then you know the inspiration for this old fashioned riff reconstructed with parts from all over the globe. It tastes like a gloriously boozy take on those sesame balls you can’t stop eating at dim sum, so don’t be scared off by that ingredient list.

Walker Texas Ranger

  COMING SOON!  

Menu: Trashy TV, 2018
Created by: Steven Lewis

Old Forester 100 Bourbon, Mesquite-smoked Texas Whiskey, Brisket-spiced Shiner Bock

The show-runners never had Cordell Walker drink after the pilot episode to create a sense of moral purity but he did kick back a cold one right before roundhouse kicking some bad hombres in that first episode. Texas on Texas on Texas.

Kool Herc

Menu: New York City 1983, 2017
Created by: Joaquín Simó

Appleton Reserve Estate Rum, Hamilton Gold & Navy Strength Rums, Rhine Hall Mango Eau-de-vie, DeGroff’s Pimento Bitters

This boozy rum Old Fashioned pays homage to Kool Herc, the Jamaican native who helped invent hip hop with his break-driven record spinning at block parties at 1520 Sedgwick Avenue. Ripe notes of tropical fruit and deep baking spices add depth to the inimitable funk of this heady blend of Jamaican rums.

Roar of Yara

  ALMOST GONE!  

Menu: Cuba 1958, 2018
Created by: Joaquín Simó

Del Maguey Vida Mezcal, Casco Viejo Blanco Tequila, Contratto Bianco Vermouth, Giffard Passion Fruit, Rhine Hall Mango Eau-de-vie

An agave martini riff with subtle flavors of tropical fruit and herbs peeking through a smoky vegetal base. We’ve never encountered a drink more impervious to dilution than this one, as it just sits on that big ice and patiently waits for you to finish that story detailing your workplace or relationship drama. Go on, it’ll still be perfect when you’re done.

Children of the Corn

Menu: Midnight Movies, 2019
Created by: Joaquín Simó

Mellow Corn Whiskey, Sacred Bond Brandy, Coffee Amaro, Yellow Chartreuse, Cardamom

This highly spirituous corn whiskey-based Old Fashioned gets its evangelical freak on with a hint of deliciously cloistered monk juice. The split base of two Bottled in Bond distillates ensures this coffee-spiked cocktail keeps you on a razor’s edge till the last sip.

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